Before you know it, this:
Becomes this:
Now What? You'll never get around to reading them. They can threaten you with Armageddon all day and night and you still probably won't look past the front cover.
In an effort to prevent the above picture from becoming a reality, I've compiled a short list of things you can do to make reading The Watchtower Magazine a little bit more enjoyable:
In an effort to prevent the above picture from becoming a reality, I've compiled a short list of things you can do to make reading The Watchtower Magazine a little bit more enjoyable:
Things You Can do While Reading Watchtower Magazine
1) Dance (This one's already been tested by my friend Christy Moberly who had only good things to say about the experience.)
2) Push-Ups
3) Fill Prescriptions
4) Peel Onions (or any strong flavored vegetable)
5) Get ahold of some of the latest/hippest music
6) Masonry
7) Discuss Temperature Preferences with close friends or strangers.
8) Watch the Ellen Degeneres Show
9) Film yourself reading Watchtower and add voiceover commentary of your reactions to what you're reading.
10) Weld
10) Weld
11) Have a Tickle Fight
12) Shower
13) Go Clubbing
14) Go Green
15) Have a romantic dinner with my friend Georg from Austria.
As I was doing Watchtower research, I found a couple of charts that I think show crucial information to be aware of while reading the magazine:
As I was doing Watchtower research, I found a couple of charts that I think show crucial information to be aware of while reading the magazine:
once i was acutally opening one and there are really scary pictures of dying cute animals in it.
ReplyDeletehaha that's awful. I can't imagine how that applies to anything.
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