I'm writing this blog because I feel as though my dog is a big deal to me and if I did not do something to honor her I would be doing a large disservice to hard working dogs everywhere. She is a good dog, a hard working dog, an all american dog.
She has a number of accomplishments that I can only hope to live up to, and in this tribute I am going to give a short chronological biography of her life so far: She started out where every successful creature starts out: burried in her studies.
She payed her way through school by working a part time blue color job. It didn't pay much, but she leads a simple life, so she didn't need a large income.
Eventually all her hard work paid off. She graduated with a 4.0 GPA, and was valedictorian of her class. She's not much of a public speaker, but she conquered her fears and her speech that day was nothing short of inspiring.
After graduation, she was faced with a large problem. She had many talents, but she didn't know what career path to take from there. She figured that since she was young and was often told she had a nice bone structure, she would persue her dream of becoming a model. You may remember her from the popular t.v. show "America's Next Top Model." Although she didn't win, she got many opportunities that few dogs get in their lives, and she is a dog that Tyra Banks won't soon forget.
She realized that modeling was a bit superficial for her, she couldn't take the drama. However, she still liked being in the limelight so she became a meteorologist for channel 13 news. Ratings skyrocketed because of her stellar performance.
However, meteorology just wasn't her true passion. What she really wanted was to help people. She opened a small dental practice and worked hard to create the best smiles in town.
During that time she also took on a part time job as a mall cop. Nobody crosses a dog in uniform.
After her time as a mall cop she realized she liked being an authority figure. This inspired her to become an airline pilot. She learned to fly jets, small planes, and helicopters. She has seen the world, but still her heart is in America.
Recently she and I have been talking a lot about America. She has had many experiences and is incredibly relatable. Laska and I feel strongly that the next step in her life is to run for president of the United States.
Please do your American duty and vote in 2012. Laska was born and raised in America and is proud to be an American. She is no wolf in sheep's clothing, this is the real deal. She is a natural leader and would appreciate your votes, and anything else you may have to offer in support of her candidacy.
